Funny Quiz Questions and Answers

A collection of funny quiz questions and answers that covers various subjects. Find out how much you know about animals, insects, history, geography and many more with our funny trivia questions and answers.
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- Funny Quiz Questions and Answers
- 1. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
- 2. What do you call a cow with no legs?
- 3. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
- 4. Why don't oysters give to charity?
- 5. Why did the tomato turn red?
- 6. How do you catch a squirrel?
- 7. What did the zero say to the eight?
- 8. Why was the math book sad?
- 9. How does a penguin build its house?
- 10. What do you call a pile of cats?
- 11. What is the name of the famous fictional detective who is known for his "little grey cells"?
- 12. What is the only bird that can fly backwards?
- 13. How many times can a toad croak in one night?
- 14. What type of animal is the mascot for the deodorant brand "Axe"?
- 15. Which is the only mammal that can fly?
- 16. What is the only mammal that can't jump?
- 17. What is the name of the bear in the children's book series "Where's Waldo"?
- 18. What is the name of the bear in the children's book "We're Going on a Bear Hunt"?
- 19. How does a frog make a telephone call?
- 20. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
- 21. Why don't oysters give to charity?
- 22. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
- 23. What do you call a fake noodle?
- 24. Why was the computer cold?
- 25. How do you organize a space party?
- 26. What do you call a fish that wears a tie?
- 27. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
- 28. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
- 29. Why was the broom late?
- 30. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
- 31. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
- 32. What do you call a snake that works for the government?
- 33. How do you catch a bra?
- 34. How does a penguin lose a fight?
- 35. What did the zero say to the eight?
- 36. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
- 37. How do you catch a squirrel?
- 38. In the movie "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark", what is the name of Indiana Jones's sidekick?
- 39. In the TV show "Game of Thrones", what is the name of the giant wolf that belonged to Jon Snow?
- 40. In the animated TV show "South Park", what is the name of the main character's stuffed toy who comes to life?
- 41. In the movie "Space Jam", what is the name of the main character?
- 42. In the movie "Zootopia", what is the name of the main character?
- 43. In the TV show "Family Guy", what is the name of the family's pet dog?
Funny Quiz Questions and Answers
1. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear
2. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Answer: Ground beef!
3. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Answer: Because they make up everything
4. Why don't oysters give to charity?
Answer: Because they're shellfish
5. Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing
6. How do you catch a squirrel?
Answer: Climb up in a tree and act like a nut
7. What did the zero say to the eight?
Answer: Nice belt
8. Why was the math book sad?
Answer: Because it had too many problems
9. How does a penguin build its house?
Answer: Igloos it together
10. What do you call a pile of cats?
Answer: A meowtain
11. What is the name of the famous fictional detective who is known for his "little grey cells"?
Answer: Hercule Poirot (Agatha Christie's detective character)
12. What is the only bird that can fly backwards?
Answer: Hummingbird
13. How many times can a toad croak in one night?
Answer: Up to 12,000 times
14. What type of animal is the mascot for the deodorant brand "Axe"?
Answer: The Axe (Lynx)
15. Which is the only mammal that can fly?
Answer: Bats
16. What is the only mammal that can't jump?
Answer: Elephants
17. What is the name of the bear in the children's book series "Where's Waldo"?
Answer: Woof (he is Waldo's dog)
18. What is the name of the bear in the children's book "We're Going on a Bear Hunt"?
Answer: The bear is never given a name in the book
19. How does a frog make a telephone call?
Answer: He uses a croak-cord
20. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Answer: Bud
21. Why don't oysters give to charity?
Answer: Because they're shellfish
22. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Answer: Between us, something smells
23. What do you call a fake noodle?
Answer: An impasta
24. Why was the computer cold?
Answer: Because it left its Windows open.
25. How do you organize a space party?
Answer: You planet
26. What do you call a fish that wears a tie?
Answer: A fancy bass
27. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it was peeling bad
28. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Answer: Ten tickles (Tentacles)
29. Why was the broom late?
Answer: It swept in
30. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Answer: An irrelephant
Answer: Because it was feeling crumbly
32. What do you call a snake that works for the government?
Answer: A civil serpent
33. How do you catch a bra?
Answer: With a booby trap
34. How does a penguin lose a fight?
Answer: It gets the flippers knocked off
35. What did the zero say to the eight?
Answer: Nice belt
36. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Answer: They’d crack each other up
37. How do you catch a squirrel?
Answer: Climb a tree and act like a nut
38. In the movie "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark", what is the name of Indiana Jones's sidekick?
Answer: Marcus Brody
39. In the TV show "Game of Thrones", what is the name of the giant wolf that belonged to Jon Snow?
Answer: Ghost
40. In the animated TV show "South Park", what is the name of the main character's stuffed toy who comes to life?
Answer: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
41. In the movie "Space Jam", what is the name of the main character?
Answer: Michael Jordan
42. In the movie "Zootopia", what is the name of the main character?
Answer: Judy Hopps
43. In the TV show "Family Guy", what is the name of the family's pet dog?
Answer: Brian
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