Funny Quiz Questions and Answers

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Funny Quiz Questions and Answers

1. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer: A gummy bear

2. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Answer: Ground beef!

3. Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Answer: Because they make up everything

4. Why don't oysters give to charity?

Answer: Because they're shellfish

5. Why did the tomato turn red?

Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing

6. How do you catch a squirrel?

Answer: Climb up in a tree and act like a nut

7. What did the zero say to the eight?

Answer: Nice belt

8. Why was the math book sad?

Answer: Because it had too many problems

9. How does a penguin build its house?

Answer: Igloos it together

10. What do you call a pile of cats?

Answer: A meowtain

11. What is the name of the famous fictional detective who is known for his "little grey cells"?

Answer: Hercule Poirot (Agatha Christie's detective character)

12. What is the only bird that can fly backwards?

Answer: Hummingbird

13. How many times can a toad croak in one night?

Answer: Up to 12,000 times

14. What type of animal is the mascot for the deodorant brand "Axe"?

Answer: The Axe (Lynx)

15. Which is the only mammal that can fly?

Answer: Bats

16. What is the only mammal that can't jump?

Answer: Elephants

17. What is the name of the bear in the children's book series "Where's Waldo"?

Answer: Woof (he is Waldo's dog)

18. What is the name of the bear in the children's book "We're Going on a Bear Hunt"?

Answer: The bear is never given a name in the book

19. How does a frog make a telephone call?

Answer: He uses a croak-cord

20. What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Answer: Bud

21. Why don't oysters give to charity?

Answer: Because they're shellfish

22. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Answer: Between us, something smells

23. What do you call a fake noodle?

Answer: An impasta

24. Why was the computer cold?

Answer: Because it left its Windows open.

25. How do you organize a space party?

Answer: You planet

26. What do you call a fish that wears a tie?

Answer: A fancy bass

27. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Answer: Because it was peeling bad

28. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Answer: Ten tickles (Tentacles)

29. Why was the broom late?

Answer: It swept in

30. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Answer: An irrelephant

31. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Answer: Because it was feeling crumbly

32. What do you call a snake that works for the government?

Answer: A civil serpent

33. How do you catch a bra?

Answer: With a booby trap

34. How does a penguin lose a fight?

Answer: It gets the flippers knocked off

35. What did the zero say to the eight?

Answer: Nice belt

36. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Answer: They’d crack each other up

37. How do you catch a squirrel?

Answer: Climb a tree and act like a nut

38. In the movie "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark", what is the name of Indiana Jones's sidekick?

Answer: Marcus Brody

39. In the TV show "Game of Thrones", what is the name of the giant wolf that belonged to Jon Snow?

Answer: Ghost

40. In the animated TV show "South Park", what is the name of the main character's stuffed toy who comes to life?

Answer: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

41. In the movie "Space Jam", what is the name of the main character?

Answer: Michael Jordan

42. In the movie "Zootopia", what is the name of the main character?

Answer: Judy Hopps

43. In the TV show "Family Guy", what is the name of the family's pet dog?

Answer: Brian

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